Shave Report March 22, 2013

note: Shave Report accurate in Northern NJ & surrounding area

SHAVE! SHAVE SHAVE!

LOOKIN' GOOD!

Today's the day everybody, sunny with highs comfortably in the 40's and no predicted snow. It's truly a great day for a shave so strip down and oil up. Call your friends over and share your thoughts on the brain while shaving one another's bodies and faces. Gimme a call even, I'm not doing much besides shaving a few things.Got some pretty decent thoughts on the brain too. Really let's do this.

Enjoy your shave gang. 

Shave Report March 21, 2013

note: Shave Report accurate in Northern NJ & immediate area

Sunny skies and the first day of Spring might make you reach for that razor but I must advise a no-shave day. The temperature has been hovering around freezing and we're expected to see isolated AND scattered snow showers by the end of the night.

picture done in microsoft paint 

Believe you me, shaving today would be a grave mistake.

Instead of shaving today make a diorama based on a wikipedia article I'll randomly select now

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/45th_Army_(Soviet_Union)

Use an old shoe box as the box, some paint, paper mache, and whatever relics your family has lying around to pay fitting tribute to the brave fighting men of the Red 45th. Take a picture when you're finished and keep the picture in the book of memories you should already be working on.

But do not shave today.

New Site

Welcome aboard new friends and old lovers. This is the site now so don't bother with the old one anymore. The url is THEfranfrancisco.blogspot.com (notice the useless “the”) because some dick named Frank has franfrancisco.blogspot.com (no “the”) even though he's never posted anything. But whatever, I'll buy a domain soon or kill that guy Frank.

Some nice people sent us a message on Tumblr saying that they missed our content and that we rocked. It was full of nude images which we also appreciated. So for that nice person and their lovely nudes we're making a new website with new content and more updates and stuff.

We're working on a mission statement as our first big post under the new site. Expect it to be up pretty soon.  We'll also get some of the old content over here so you can go through that too if you want. Next week is all new stuff. Check back a lot.

Thanks enjoy,

P. Francisco Jr.

p.s. If you like what we're doing definitely let us know. Leave comments or e-mail us (franfranciscofriends@gmail.com) or whatever telling us so we can do more of it or just drop some nude appreciation to help our self esteems. Selfs esteems. Thanks.

p.p.s. some things might not look right on Internet Explorer. Internet Explorer kinda stinks though so who cares.