In
light of recent events in which the Fran Francisco team has been
described as going “completely buck wild, completely buck naked,”
the esteemed Tumblr Media Dot Company has moved to cut ties with the
FF family. As of February 2013 operations have been shifted to
noted source of illegal information: 'Google Blogspot.' More than just
a new host our migration to the blog Spot will affect Fran Francisco
in a number of fundamental ways. “A Re-prioritization of our priorities” is
how the giant computer that makes all our decisions for us puts it
and she's rarely wrong. We'll be pulling up our sleeves and furrowing
our brows, basically all night if we have to, coming up with new ways
of validating ourselves through the entertainment of others (or a non-snake based solution to the urban rat problem. Whatever gets cracked first.)
EM-Path
4400 has asked us to answer a simple questionnaire, our responses and
her calibrations to form the foundation of Fran Francisco's mission
statement. Like pearls from the mouths of baby pigs these small truths will be cast before you. These self-evident pig pearls form the foundation of a knowledge building. In this knowledge building you will find understanding's office. And understanding's boss. Wisdom.
Fran Francisco Mission Statement Questionnaire Volume 1
What
needs are we meeting?
How
will we work to meet those needs?
What
principles, values, or beliefs will guide our work?
1.
What needs are we meeting?
Virtual
Entertainment Hub Attracting Key Groups
- Iron Lung folks
- Europe clowns
- Naga (snake men)
- Libwawians
- “You people”
Interactive
Homework Experiences
- Math
- Electricity
- History and so forth
A
Web Based Platform for the Young and Old
- Competitive teens
- Lives of the elderly
- Computer Help Club
- Adult babies
- Appetizer Lunch & Greet
- Optional pool privileges
2. How will we work to meet those
needs?
Word processors, gossamer, pens, paper, and a Blossom poster. Rhymes lined with desire to get old timers inspired sit underneath mastheads pulled from amateur pet detective MS Paint flier designers: HAVE YOU SEEN OUR JOKES? They're all over the damn place. Trust falls and white water rafting retreats and lots of rules about wood. Dedication to the demons or brain parasites that force us to make fun. Miles upon miles of motivational posters assembled in the mosaic face of you: our beloved reader. Breaching humpbacks are your pupils while your teeth are Arctic foxes and desert rock climbers where they yellow around the edges. The people weep at the sum of their efforts. The wasted cardboard, the neglected fields.
3.What principles, values, or beliefs
will guide our work?
Some sea reptiles is better than no
sea reptiles, we can do this, bananas grow the right way not upside
down, not all websites need ads, UFOs are from the past as well as
the future, crime pays, men and women are pretty much 50/50
population wise, nice is funnier than mean, LBJ named his wiener
after a circus elephant, and nature is for all of us.
By answering these questions honestly
I've hopefully contributed to your understanding of Fran Francisco.
My friends and colleagues will be posting their responses shortly,
further rounding out our vision like a special telescope that lets
you see in all directions at once. Wow wouldn't that be something
huh? I can't wait for that. I might just skip sleeping entirely until
that happens. I guess we'll see, I'm actually pretty tired already.
We hope you like our page.
Sincerely,
P. Francisco Jr.
