3/22/13

The Emperor's New Reviews Volume 1 Part 2

Did a few more reviews to help you in the Easter shopping season.

FLAMINGO ~Novelty Sign~ parking lover animal pink gift by ZANYSIGNS


5 Stars - Keep Your Birds in Order, finally., March 21, 2013

"Being a birdsmen by trade I'm familiar with the limitations one faces looking for products capable of adequately sorting their birds. The current ban on bird boxes forces the modern birdsmen to get creative with his/her methods. I've personally solved this problem by organizing my birds in the local High School parking lot, keeping them in different spaces depending on whether or not they're handicapped. Signs like "Flamingo Parking Only" fit perfectly into this new strategy and the humorous warning "violators will turn pink" is just funny enough to consistently improve my mood in a way Zoloft never could. Thank you, I love this product and my thousands of birds."






In Old Caliente / Rough Riders' Round-Up DVD ~ Roy Rogers

5 Stars - If You Like Roy Rogers' Food Then You'll Love His Movies, March 22, 2013

"My job requires me to spend a lot of time in rest areas, mostly the Richard Stockton in Hamilton Township, NJ, so I eat a lot of food court food. Roy Rogers and Burger King are my favorite and last week waiting in line for Burger King I overheard someone mention that Roy Rogers was a movie star as well as a food man. I ran home and bought the In Old Caliente / Rough Riders' Round-Up Double Feature DVD, a great deal at $1.95 or 97 1/2 cents per film or less factoring in the cost of the DVD, box, rights, etc. It's really a good deal.

In both movies Roy Rogers plays a man named Roy Rogers living in a universe where Roy Rogers the actor doesn't exist but there is instead a real cowboy named Roy Rogers who looks exactly like him. This Shadow-Rogers as I like to call him deals with bandits, rides horses, and sings many songs. The movies are great if you like the idea of parallel universes. If you like Roy Rogers' food you will also like these movies as it is frequently discussed and eaten by the characters. They are very interesting movies with a lot of heart and a lot of laughs. You should buy this movie or send me a message and I'll buy it for you. Thank you very much I hope you enjoy the show."

Grandparent Talk by Continuum

Durability: 1 Star, Educational: 5 Stars, Fun: 5 Stars - Grand Day for my Grand Pa, March 22, 2013


"I ordered the Grandparent Talk Clip-It And Go game from Around the Table Games and Amazon.com a few weeks ago and have been enjoying visiting my grandpa's grave more and more ever since. A crow started visiting around the same time and he ended up being a pretty good guy to play this game with. He had a lot of wisdom for a bird and spoke at great lengths of his childhood home, his first summer job, and early romantic experiences. By the time we had finished the 100 card deck, we found we didn't need them at all anymore- me and my crow pa. Eventually he died too and I built a tiny grave and headstone for him next to my real grand pa's. It's great and I intend on visiting again soon. One star for durability because I left it in my shorts and it broke in the wash."

Tune in tomorrow or whenever for some more reviews and look at my old ones here.