CBK Ltd Iron Flying Pig Design Accent Lamp with Ball Finial, 15-1/2-Inch H (Tools & Home Improvement)
Great Lamp, Great Pig
"As you can see from this review this is a great lamp. It stands approximately 15 1/2 inches tall and features a hefty iron pig base. The pig seems happy with what appears to be long hair and two small wings. I keep the lamp in a special closet as it is for personal use only."
Unisex Gold-Tone Round Sad Hobo Clown Holding Wilted Flower Watch # 7290GX
This Sad Clown Won't Make You Sad
"This sad clown won't make you sad with it's beautiful deluxe gold-tone and sad hobo costume. Our tramp hero holds a wilted flower, a reflection of his own dying soul. The watch is unisex which was helpful as my gender is secret. It is suitable for both male and female. Please buy this wonderful watch because I love it."
Sleepy Face Tree Decoration
Drove me insane at first but now I can't live without him
"At first like anyone I was uncomfortable with the idea of literally "putting a face" on the friendly backyard oak tree that's shaded myself and my family for so many years. When the time came to do so I thought long and hard on what our tree should look like. A twist of fate in the form of a "found gift card" brought me to the Sleepy Face Tree Decoration on Amazann.com. After admittedly more than a few glasses of Merlot I ordered the product.
The tree decoration arrived in a timely manner thanks to the men and women at the USPS and I installed it forthwith on the hencementioned tree. The sleepy grin unnerved me at first and I felt a deep sadness wash over me whenever I stood near the tree. One day running home from work I tripped on one of its roots, a small wound from the accident grew deeply infected and I suffered horrible nightmares for many months. I lost a taste for all foods and my life fell apart.
Eventually though I adjusted to the changes and grew to appreciate his silly sleepy face, even love the guy. My new life is great too and it's all because of my friend the sleepy face tree decoration. Thank you."
